Book Review, Children's Fiction

The Secret Garden by F.H.B.

5 Stars. I have no idea why I missed so many childhood classics. I loved this one. Especially Mary’s constant declaration of “I’ve gotten fatter!” The best addition to any book, every text should have this phrase at least once. I loved the perfect combination of intense detail but the withholding of it at the same time makes the secret shared between three children and a super old dude that much more magical. Everyone should read this book and love it.

Book Review, Series, YA Fantasy

Series: Shades of Magic by V.E.S.

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A Darker Shade of Magic

3 Stars. An interesting new fantastical read! However, the word choice just rubbed me the wrong way. For example, when you use the word “divest” in its various forms more than ten times in 400 pages you need to start using a thesaurus.

I liked the characters though, but I also felt as if they’d been cheated by such a limited glossary to portray their dispositions, desires, and actions.

This is the point when I say: an original concept, but with a sad mediocre execution.  I’ll probably read the others some day.

A Gathering of Shadows

3 Stars. Semi-original plot (akin to a cross of Hunger Games, an Olympic documentary, and Harry Potter) executed with a predictable writing style, riddled with cliches. It was an easy read, but not in the enjoyment-leads-you-through-it way, but in the it’s-absolutely-uncomplicated-and-simple way while simultaneously being confusing with what is holey development and a rushed, sporadic plotline. It was creativity barred by the lack of creativity.
Some of the characters were drawn in such a simplistic light that their interesting traits from the first book were over-shadowed by things that weren’t actually traits. Like “i LovE KNivEs” is not a character trait to base an entire novel off of, but ok.
I mean, I guess its good enough that I might read the third one in a couple months when I forget how unimpressed I was with this installment.

A Conjuring of Light

3.5 Stars. I don’t know. So much happened. I think the writing was better than the previous installments. Thats why I gave it 4-ish stars. I just didn’t want to read it. Maybe it wasn’t boring, I was just over the whole high-fantasy genre. I do appreciate the minor character development, but not so much another undefeatable evil with some sort of deus ex machina type ending.
But whatever.

Book Review, Fiction, Romance

Emma by J.A.

5 Stars. Emma is a perfect encapsulation of wealthy pettiness and obliviousness. Austen captures the breadth of interests among gentility and the futile efforts of silly youth with such beauty of prose it makes me simultaneously want to be a writer while at the same time shunning it completely because if resurrected Jane Austen (c’mon you know its gonna happen, science is advancing every day) ever comes across my work I might be thoroughly embarrassed by my inadequacies.

But really, why can’t people write well like this anymore? Or were there the same rates of terrible literature being published and I’m just romanticizing the past.