
3.5 Stars. A tasty morsel of modern Cinderella steeped heavily in all that is the sci-fi cult television. Holy what does all that mean, Batman?!
Honestly, a quick read and something to make me appreciate the finer novels I’m struggling through currently. I’m a sucker for a new take on the classic folktale (which are my favorite retellings; see ATU index 510A). And true to form I ate this 300-ish pages up like I’d never have another meal again.
The prose was simple enough, but I’m pretty sure actual “geeks” don’t make fandom references to their own actions as they do them (well, not with this kind of frequency). Like, I don’t do something and think “I did that exactly like Mowgli when he brought fire to the jungle to scare off Shere Khan;” if you catch my drift. Sure, I make the occasional reference, but just because the book’s basis is geekdom doesn’t mean everything needs to be related. That kinda ruined the realism/believability for me. So, you live in the “impossible universe,” but every time you compare someone to daleks or say “holy [insert hilarious as well as relatable quip here], Batman,” I lose 10 years from my life-span.
Granted, this book is quirky af and likable in its adorable-ness. But there are some things I’m unwilling to overlook. I mean, glaring! I’m a “geek”, your typical fan girl, but I’m not ridiculous.
With such flat characters, I really can’t give this book more than 3.5 stars. C’mon Poston, you had so many chances to make these folks really shine! Like Cal’s redemption arc!! Tropey, and so Disney’s Cinderella 2&3–but at least Anastasia’s story was more fleshed out in those sequels.
Why do I keep reading YA Romance novels, when I clearly have so many negative things to say about them? Well, I’ll tell you. Because they’re sappy, easy to read, and I love them. I just wish they were literarily better.




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